Trip to Saptashrungi Gad on 18th Nov 2011 with parents

This are the photos of beautiful place near Nashik,"Saptashrungi Gad"I have gone to this place after many years .One who comes to nashik must visit this place ones. it is around 60 km from Nashik.

BHEL RECRUITMENT BASED ON GATE-2012

Engineers Trainee (GATE-2012)Date of posting:13 September

Eligibility: BE/B.Tech(Electrical & Electronics Engineering, Mechanical Engineering)
ME/M.Tech(Electrical & Electronics Engineering, Mechanical Engineering)
Location: Anywhere in India
Job Category: Core Technical, Govt Sector, Others
Last Date: 17 October 11

Job Type: Full Time
Hiring Process: Written-test.


BHEL, invites applications from young and energetic Graduate Engineers for the position of Engineers Trainee (GATE-2012) in the following disciplines:

Qualification : Bachelor's degree holders in Engineering/Technology (4 years after 10+2)/of Five year integrated Master's degree or Dual Degree programme in Engineering or Technology in the disciplines  of Mechanical/Electrical/Electronics Engineering. Engineering degrees from  professional societies recognized by UPSC/AICTE (eg.  AMIE by institute of Engineers (India)) as equivalent to BE/B.Tech in the disciplines of Mechanical/Electrical/Electronics Engineering. For the above disciplines for the post of Engineer Trainee, candidates with Engineering Degree in some other disciplines will also be considered, for which they will, however take the GATE-2012 exam in one of the relevant BHEL advertised discipline.
Age as on 01/08/2012 : 27 yrs for Graduate in Engineering/Technology (Candidates born before 01/08/1985 are not eligible to apply) or 29 yrs for full-time Post Graduates of Engineering or Business Administration/ Management with basic degree in Engineering (Candidates born before 01/08/1983 are not eligible to apply)
Selection Process: Selection process will comprise of GATE 2012 score of the candidates in the concerned disciplines & performance in Interview
Training & Emoluments : Candidates joining BHEL as Engineer Trainees will undergo training for one year. During training, basics pay of Rs. 20600/- in the scale of pay of Rs. 20600-46500/- will be paid. After successful completion of training, the trainees will be absorbed as Engineers in the scale of pay of Rs. 24900-50500/- with a basic pay of Rs. 24900/-.
Service Agreement Bond : Candidates joining BHEL as Engineer Trainees will have to execute a service agreement bond of Rs.2,00,000/- to serve the Company

How to apply

Candidates  should Apply Online. www.freshersworld.com
Important Dates :

For GATE-2012	Commencement on-line Submission of applications	12th September 2011
	Last date for On-line submission of Applications	17th October 2011
	Date of GATE exam for disciplines of vacancies advertised by BHEL	12th September 2011

Discipline	No. of Vacancies
Mechanical	550
Electrical	175
Electronics	75
Total	800

 

CAT 2011 Eligibility

The candidate must hold a Bachelor’s Degree, with at least 50% marks or equivalent CGPA [45% in case of the candidates belonging to Scheduled Caste (SC), Scheduled Tribe (ST) and Differently Abled (DA).

Candidates appearing for the final year of bachelor’s degree/equivalent qualification examination and those who have completed degree requirements and are awaiting results can also apply.  If selected, such candidates will be allowed to join the programme provisionally, only if he/she submits a certificate latest by June 30, 2012 from the Principal/Registrar of his/her College/Institute (issued on or before June 30, 2012) stating that the candidate has completed all the requirements for obtaining the bachelor’s degree/equivalent qualification on the date of the issue of the certificate.

First step for CAT 2011

Before registering and scheduling for your test, you will need to purchase a CAT 2011 voucher from any of the selected Axis Bank branches between Wednesday, 17 August and Saturday, 1 October 2011

and after register online at this site -> http://www.catiim.in

CAT 2011 Pattern

Kolkata, India, 25 July 2011 – Indian Institutes of Management announced the highlights of the Common Admission Test 2011 (CAT 2011).

The CAT 2011 will have only two sections instead of three. The first section will focus on Quantitative Ability & Data Interpretation; the second on Verbal Ability & Logical Reasoning. These two sections will be implemented sequentially with separate time limits. The examination will be 140 minutes. Candidates will have 70 minutes to answer 30 questions within each section which will have an on-screen countdown timer. Once the time ends for the first section, they will move to the second and will no longer be able to go back. Although new in the computer-based version of CAT, this format was previously practiced in some of the earlier paper-and-pencil years.

A 15-minute tutorial will be provided before the start of the test, and candidates are advised to go through that carefully before starting the main examination. The total duration will be two hours and 35 minutes including the tutorial. A practice test to provide candidates with a feel of the timed sections, as well as navigation and functionality of the actual test will be made available in the coming weeks. Once again candidates are advised to go though them carefully to familiarise themselves with the screens, layout, and navigation.

The number of test days has been retained at 20 days within the window from 22 October to 18 November 2011. This would provide candidates with the flexibility of choosing a suitable test day based on their convenience.  For those candidates who are differently abled, additional support will be provided as required.

Best example of Programming Knowledge in Real Life

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

Girls version of airtel friendz ad

GALS VERSION OF AIRTEL AD-

Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai,

waise har boyfrnd jaruri hota hai..

 Koi cell me hamare balance dalvaye,

koi naya alag alag phone dilaye,

ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye

aur ek tujhe dominoz me pizza khilaye...

Koi luks me hero toh koi ghost hota hai

par har boyfrnd zaruri hota hai....

koi darling koi dear koi sweetheart,

janu vanu baby shaby every1 harami,

sab yaad krke tym pass bada mast hota hai ,

PAR HAR BOY FRND
ZARURI HOTA HAI!!

Overacting of Girl

A dead girl was taken to heaven
God was shocked to see her heart beats
Girl replied Only Im dead but my love stil lives in my heart &

Girl was sent to hell for over actin

Defination of Flirting

What is Flirting?

The only skill or talent,
that we cannot include in our bio-data or resume,
despite of having years of experience and  number of references..

Indian Chor

An old farmer wrote 2 his innocent son in prison,

" This year I wont be able 2 plant potatoes because i cant dig d ground, I know if u were here u would help me "

son replied -
" Dad don't think of digging d ground because that's where I buried d guns "

Police reads d letter & d very next day, the whole ground was dug by police looking 4 guns, but nothing was found.

The son wrote again " now plant your potatoes dad, its d best I cud do 4m here "

WHERE their A WILL their is A WAY

Husbands ultimate love for his wife...

एके ठिकाणी एका खटारा गाडीची विक्री चालू असते....!!!

लोकं जोरजोरात बोली लावत असतात..!!

१० लाख..!!

१२ लाख..!!

१५ लाख..!!

गोलू हे ऐकून अचंबित होतो आणि विचारतो “या खटारा गाडीचे एवढे पैसे का...??”

विक्रेता : अहो या गाडीचे आत्तापर्यंत कमीत कमी १० अपघात झाले आहेत आणि प्रत्येक वेळी नेमका बायकोचाच अपघातात मृत्यू होतो...!!!

गोलू: २० लाख...!!!

Reality.............

लाख क्षण अपुरे पडतात आयुष्याला दिशा देण्यासाठी,
पण एक चुक पुष्कळ आहे ते दिशाहीन होण्यासाठी....
किती प्रयास घ्यावे लागतात यशाचं शिखर गाठण्यासाठी,
पण जरासा गर्व पूरा पडतो वरून खाली गडगडण्यासाठी....
देवालाही दोष देतो आपण, नवसाला न पावण्यासाठी,
पण कितीदा जिगर दाखवतो आपण इतरांच्या मदतीला धावण्यासाठी??

Media Behaviour

A man in Mumbai sees a dog attacking a lady..He kicks d dog & it dies.
Newspaper report..
"Local Hero saves lady from dog"

Man says i'm not Indian..
...
Report is changed:
"Foreign Hero saves Lady from dog"

Man says actually i'm Pakistani.

Nextday
"Headlines"

"TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG

Moral: Don't Judge People....
stop being such a big hypocrist, Respect People and their country...So dat people respect Us